there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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