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(586): View more from Michigan

You're so nebulous sometimes

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(503): View more from Oregon

bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

guys are only as good as the porn they watch

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(843): View more from South Carolina

i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.

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(661): View more from California

I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.

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(915): View more from Texas

Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"

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(708): View more from Illinois

BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY

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