What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
You pole danced in your parka.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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