Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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