No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
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