She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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