Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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