Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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