In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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