you're like a bully in the Christmas story
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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