I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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