I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
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