I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Randomize