Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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