Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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