This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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