Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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