Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I'm like, not good at living.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Randomize
