is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
