She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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