Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Small penises have feelings too.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
