..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Are we still banned from the library?
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
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