We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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