Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
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