Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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