I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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