I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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