The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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