Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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