Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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