People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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