Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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