That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
..........
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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