yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
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