I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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