No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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