You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Randomize
