Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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