good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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