So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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