There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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