Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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