No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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