if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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