Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
try to milk me bitch
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