Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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