yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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