Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I came so hard my ears popped.
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