Jerry, you need to find god
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
No subtext here. People are naked.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Randomize
