I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
She announced her abortion via fbk
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
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