Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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