Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
