She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Randomize
