I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I AM VODKA MAN
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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