filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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