Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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