Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
false alarm. still invincible.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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